Dear Santa, This year all I ask for is a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix up the two like you did last year!

Dear Santa, This year all I ask for is a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix up the two like you did last year!

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This sale is for a ceramic gift plaque with the saying, “Dear Santa, This year all I ask for is a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix up the two like you did last year!” fired into it.

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Each plaque goes through several firings of up to 2000 degrees. The process from start to finish takes several days so when ordering, please plan to allow at least ten days to receive your order.

Each saying is designed to fit on an individual shaped plaque. Oval plaques are 4in by 3 1/4in. They weigh about 3oz each and are surprisingly sturdy. The Holiday Plaques and the Flower Plaques are all meticulously hand painted by me!